So you all know the AFA, right? We all love the AFA. They're those bastions of human decency that keep hyperventilating and yelling about "traditional values" going all to hell! We remember these folks now? Good.
They have a new thing going. They're boycotting Ford. For supporting gay organizations. Go to www.boycottford.com. See for yourself. Here's the basic gist of the whole site:
"Ford is evil and bad and stupid because Ford is donating x amount of dollars to organizations that support the homosexual agenda."
Alright, I'm not even gonna get into what it is that they think the "gay agenda" is, although it seems to be mostly gay marriage which terrifies them to no end. Funny how "The Bachelor" and "The Bacholerette" continue to uphold their family values after absolutely no successes there, though, isn't it? Yeah, marriage is still sacred. And Barry Bonds thought it was flax seed oil.
But of course, what has to hit you most about this, is the hypocrisy. Ford is a corporation. Ford needs to make money. Are y'all ready for the shocker? GAY PEOPLE MAKE AND SPEND MONEY!!! So, here comes the next huge bit of insight: IF YOUR CORPORATION REACHES OUT TO THE GAY COMMUNITY, THEY MIGHT GIVE YOU THEIR MONEY!!! Oh, God, someone passed out there in the front row. Someone dump water on them. The shock, I know.
Alright, so here's where the hypocrisy comes in. Ford is not donating money to support gay marriage, Ford is spending money to support gay people buying Fords. And even if they were donating the money to support gay marriage, what does the AFA do when it donates money to or endorses political candidates? It's doing it to support an agenda. I guess you're not allowed to do that unless you're them, huh?
Oh, I just want to close with one of the gems from their site. And I'm quoting here:
"Ford's donations are not confined only to GLAAD. For years, Volvo has donated $500 to the Human Rights Campaign when a vehicle is purchased or leased."
Dear God!!! Not the Human Rights Campaign!!! They'll kill us all!!! If only they were giving money to Al Qaeda or Kim Jong Il or someone else unimportant!!! Not these Human Rights Campaign lunatics!!!
That is all. Damn, its been awhile since we've heard from me, hasn't it?