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Absurdity in Action
Do Women Normally Use This for Storage?
Published on April 19, 2005 By
philomedy
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It appears that this has happened a couple of times, and it just made me think about how common this actually is. First, the story:
Woman steals cell phone. Woman places cell phone inside herself. Victim of cell phone theft calls cell phone. Woman begins ringing.
Now the question, for obvious reasons directed towards the female population here, but any men should feel free to comment with the hilarious side comments that members of the male gender are so good at making:
Do women use their reproductive region as storage all that often? Is this a popular thing? Is it like a kangaroo pouch? Is there any fear of anything getting permanently lodged in there? If it doesn't fit do you leave it hanging out a little?
I swear I could come up with a million of these.
I'd appreciate any and all thoughts anyone has.
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Slanderer
on Apr 20, 2005
I wonder how the reception is?
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MagickalBear
on Apr 24, 2005
I wonder how the reception is?
I don't even want to know where they are going to put in the cable at. Let's not even go with an antenna!
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Sugar High Elf
on Apr 24, 2005
The only places I store stuff is in my bra, in my purse or in my pockets... and those are the only places I'm going to use. I will second everyone's Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
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ParaTed2k
on Apr 24, 2005
This story brings a whole new meaning to hearing the catch phrase, "Can you hear me now?" ;~D
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Zoologist03
on Apr 24, 2005
I wonder...does that constitute a roaming charge?
~Zoo
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