Do Women Normally Use This for Storage?

Published on April 19, 2005 By philomedy In Misc

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It appears that this has happened a couple of times, and it just made me think about how common this actually is. First, the story:

Woman steals cell phone. Woman places cell phone inside herself. Victim of cell phone theft calls cell phone. Woman begins ringing.

Now the question, for obvious reasons directed towards the female population here, but any men should feel free to comment with the hilarious side comments that members of the male gender are so good at making:

Do women use their reproductive region as storage all that often? Is this a popular thing? Is it like a kangaroo pouch? Is there any fear of anything getting permanently lodged in there? If it doesn't fit do you leave it hanging out a little?

I swear I could come up with a million of these.

I'd appreciate any and all thoughts anyone has.

Comments (Page 1)

sushiK

on Apr 19, 2005

That is some funny stuff!

foreverserenity

on Apr 19, 2005

I've never heard this one before. My God, this woman is an embarrassment to herself is more like it!

Now Philomedy, as far as storage goes.....you don't really want me to answer that now do you? Only "crazy" people do stuff like that. Us sane women would never do that!

I've heard some unusual ones for sure but this one takes the cake!

Shovelheat

on Apr 19, 2005

Imagine a pager set on vibrate...

kingbee

on Apr 19, 2005

this is where phonesex ends ya up.

caching isnt limited to females however. all ya gotta do is turn on c-span to see one guy after another pulling opinions outta his ass.

sushiK

on Apr 19, 2005

Think they kept the Phone after that?
Bet their dog used it as a chew toy after that

lemonlime

on Apr 19, 2005

Hmmm...this is a first. I've never heard of anyone "storing" anything up there, especially not a cell phone. (ow!)

As for me, the only thing I've "stored" is a tampon.

Imagine a pager set on vibrate...

ha! Ill have to try that! (JUST KIDDING BABY!)

philomedy

on Apr 19, 2005

Think they kept the Phone after that?Bet their dog used it as a chew toy after that

I think the woman said that she was filing an insurance claim, saying the phone had been abused beyond repair.

Texas Wahine

on Apr 19, 2005

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

I once stored a baby in mine for about 20 minutes when the nurses wouldn't believe me when I said he was coming out. He ended up with a conehead that lasted 2 days. Poor kid.

kingbee

on Apr 19, 2005

He ended up with a conehead that lasted 2 days

he was from france?

ParaTed2k

on Apr 20, 2005

Hillarious!! That explains all the bottles, roaches and other contraband that made it past our "full frisk" at the gates of concerts!!

What isn't so hillarious, just think of the implications for Human Bombs...

caching isnt limited to females however. all ya gotta do is turn on c-span to see one guy after another pulling opinions outta his ass.

Now that is funny!!!

philomedy

on Apr 20, 2005

roaches

This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.

ParaTed2k

on Apr 20, 2005

roaches

This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.

Well, where I come from it's the unsmokeable tip of a joint.

I didn't even think of the implication of the creepy crawly things in connection with hiding stuff in vaginas.

Now that is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (although I could tell you stories about what paramedics have found in that (as well as other) "nether region"). ;~D

JamMeister33

on Apr 20, 2005

This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.

Spliff, mon.. ganja, smoke, weed, chronic, maryjane, etc...

Toblerone

on Apr 20, 2005

Maybe one day when she's older she'll graduate to stealing plasma screen TVs.

philomedy

on Apr 20, 2005

Maybe one day when she's older she'll graduate to stealing plasma screen TVs.

That would take a bit of preparation.

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