Published on April 19, 2005 By philomedy In Misc
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It appears that this has happened a couple of times, and it just made me think about how common this actually is. First, the story:

Woman steals cell phone. Woman places cell phone inside herself. Victim of cell phone theft calls cell phone. Woman begins ringing.

Now the question, for obvious reasons directed towards the female population here, but any men should feel free to comment with the hilarious side comments that members of the male gender are so good at making:

Do women use their reproductive region as storage all that often? Is this a popular thing? Is it like a kangaroo pouch? Is there any fear of anything getting permanently lodged in there? If it doesn't fit do you leave it hanging out a little?

I swear I could come up with a million of these.

I'd appreciate any and all thoughts anyone has.

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on Apr 19, 2005
That is some funny stuff!
on Apr 19, 2005
I've never heard this one before. My God, this woman is an embarrassment to herself is more like it!

Now Philomedy, as far as storage goes.....you don't really want me to answer that now do you? Only "crazy" people do stuff like that. Us sane women would never do that!

I've heard some unusual ones for sure but this one takes the cake!
on Apr 19, 2005
Imagine a pager set on vibrate...
on Apr 19, 2005
this is where phonesex ends ya up.

caching isnt limited to females however. all ya gotta do is turn on c-span to see one guy after another pulling opinions outta his ass.
on Apr 19, 2005

Think they kept the Phone after that?
Bet their dog used it as a chew toy after that
on Apr 19, 2005
Hmmm...this is a first. I've never heard of anyone "storing" anything up there, especially not a cell phone. (ow!)

As for me, the only thing I've "stored" is a tampon.

Imagine a pager set on vibrate...


ha! Ill have to try that! (JUST KIDDING BABY!)


on Apr 19, 2005
Think they kept the Phone after that?Bet their dog used it as a chew toy after that


I think the woman said that she was filing an insurance claim, saying the phone had been abused beyond repair.
on Apr 19, 2005
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

I once stored a baby in mine for about 20 minutes when the nurses wouldn't believe me when I said he was coming out. He ended up with a conehead that lasted 2 days. Poor kid.
on Apr 19, 2005
He ended up with a conehead that lasted 2 days


he was from france?
on Apr 20, 2005
Hillarious!! That explains all the bottles, roaches and other contraband that made it past our "full frisk" at the gates of concerts!!

What isn't so hillarious, just think of the implications for Human Bombs...

caching isnt limited to females however. all ya gotta do is turn on c-span to see one guy after another pulling opinions outta his ass.


Now that is funny!!!
on Apr 20, 2005
roaches


This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.
on Apr 20, 2005
roaches


This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.


Well, where I come from it's the unsmokeable tip of a joint.

I didn't even think of the implication of the creepy crawly things in connection with hiding stuff in vaginas.

Now that is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (although I could tell you stories about what paramedics have found in that (as well as other) "nether region"). ;~D
on Apr 20, 2005
This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.


Spliff, mon.. ganja, smoke, weed, chronic, maryjane, etc...
on Apr 20, 2005
Maybe one day when she's older she'll graduate to stealing plasma screen TVs.
on Apr 20, 2005
Maybe one day when she's older she'll graduate to stealing plasma screen TVs.


That would take a bit of preparation.
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