Mommy! Mommy! I wanna be a hooker!

Published on April 26, 2005 By philomedy In Current Events

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As Florida continues to make its case as the state where the whole country's messed up sh*t comes out of, we see California, and San Francisco specifically, throw itself back in race. If the mayoral sideshow wasn't enough for you, have a look at Whore College.

The purpose of this is to teach the "ins and outs of prostitution," which apparantly is in demand since the Internet Bubble burst and unemployed Silicon Valley rejects had to sell themselves to survive.

I know y'all want them, so I'll list some of the courses to be offered:

1. Beauty Standards and Sex Work (or No Fat Chicks)
2. Do-It-Yourself Webcam (or Be a Slut from the Comfort of Your Home)
3. Safer Oral Sex Techniques (or How to Avoid Getting Poked in the Eye)

But here's the kicker: The "students" don't have to pass a final exam, because the "teacher" says she's "too liberal" to make them do that!!! Are you joking? You somehow manage to legally start a whore school, and the end result is not even gonna be a marked improvement in the quality of available prostitutes because you're "too liberal" to give a final exam? If I was a customer I'd be upset.

In other news, I would like to offer my services as a teacher's aide. But no fat chicks.

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ParaTed2k

on Apr 26, 2005

You just can't make this stuff up can you!!! ;~D

This remind me of a female troop I knew back at Bragg. She was from Nevada and used to joke that she joined the Army because, "it was either enlist or join my mom at the Mustang Ranch". The strange part was, it was true, and her mother was pissed that she joined the Army instead of the "Family Biz". ((Her two sisters had already joined in their mother's footsteps)).

I wonder where they starting "working" after the Mustand Ranch was closed?

Shovelheat

on Apr 26, 2005

Imagine the cheers at football games.
Gimme a W!
Gimme a H!
Gimme a O - R - E!

WHORE!! Yippee...

philomedy

on Apr 26, 2005

What would the mascot be, I wonder...

Shovelheat

on Apr 26, 2005

What would the mascot be, I wonder...

why a beaver, of course!

Danny Bassette

on Apr 26, 2005

um, isn't prostitution illegal? So wouldn't a whore college be asking the police to arrest everyone attending? Or am I behind the times that much?

philomedy

on Apr 26, 2005

um, isn't prostitution illegal? So wouldn't a whore college be asking the police to arrest everyone attending? Or am I behind the times that much?

That was my question too...the only thing I could think is that it would be purely instructional, with no actual sex going on.

It's probably the same reason that there are books that tell you how to make bombs. The bombs themselves are illegal, but instructions on making them aren't.

Zoologist03

on Apr 26, 2005

In other news, I would like to offer my services as a teacher's aide.

Oh, count me in for that one.

~Zoo

Dr Guy

on Apr 27, 2005

um, isn't prostitution illegal? So wouldn't a whore college be asking the police to arrest everyone attending? Or am I behind the times that much?

When has such a thing as the law stopped San Fran?

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