Condoms

Need I say more?

Published on March 15, 2005 By philomedy In Misc

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Well, you all know me by now, tirelessly seeking to enlighten humankind, callously ignoring any and all reference to my own personal well-being, constantly in search of information that will make everyone's life more enjoyable. Today, I bring you condoms. You're welcome.

Just a slight mention of the new and exciting technology that are being introduced in the condom field.

1) The vibrating condom.
2) The ice condom.
3) The musical condom.

Hmm...interesting, isn't it? Technology truly will not stop. What a world we live in.

Any thoughts?

Comments (Page 1)

Texas Wahine

on Mar 15, 2005

And yet I still wouldn't want to use them...well...maybe the vibrating one...hmmm...ok...maybe this could turn me onto condoms...

Lurkerer

on Mar 15, 2005

*laughs* Well... good ideas, I guess.

1). It's not something I wouldn't have thought would happen, eventually. 2). A bit chilly, maybe, but we can work on that, if we're in heat, and hopefully that's happening when using it. 3). No need to bother with downloading music anymore! What more do we want?

Dr Guy

on Mar 15, 2005

Children are starving in Africa, and all the Aussies can think about is electric sex? Oh the shame, the travesty of it all! How could they be so selfish?

Now that I got my bleeding heart aside, all I can say is ROFL! Different strokes for different folks!

Dr Guy

on Mar 15, 2005

Oh, and one other thing. Hey Cacto, with products like these, can you ask your government to start sending out green card applications?

Danny Bassette

on Mar 15, 2005

With options like that I'm glad I don't use condoms

foreverserenity

on Mar 15, 2005

MMM, not the ice one, no way!! Unless someone is very hot and bothered I guess. But then again, there are some people with some pretty kinky tastes! As for the one I would try...the vibrating one of course! which woman would refuse that? It might lead to some interesting things in bed.

But being a person who dislikes condoms, personally, they're not for me! Thank God!

Dr Guy

on Mar 15, 2005

MMM, not the ice one, no way!! Unless someone is very hot and bothered I guess. But then again, there are some people with some pretty kinky tastes!

Wait till you are hitting menopause! Then tell us that! hehehehehehe

Dr Guy

on Mar 15, 2005

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Ouch! Sorry Forever!

Floozie

on Mar 15, 2005

Gee - not too many things have made me proud to be an Australian lately, but this is something that I'm glad that my country stands for - safe sex with a sense of humour! Perhaps we should be giving them gratis to our politicians - perhaps it would help them chill out (pun intended and not

)

And having been in an intimate encounter involving a glow-in-the-dark condom, all I can say is there ain't nothing scarier than a fluorescent weenie coming at you!

Words to live by, people.

Dr Guy

on Mar 15, 2005

And having been in an intimate encounter involving a glow-in-the-dark condom, all I can say is there ain't nothing scarier than a fluorescent weenie coming at you! Words to live by, people

ROFL! That gets the crown for the best oof the cuff remark!

Phoenixboi

on Mar 15, 2005

there ain't nothing scarier than a fluorescent weenie coming at you! Words to live by, people.

LOL>> this one cracked me up! Did you hit it Suz?

Maybe they should make a singing condom...hmm what song would it sing..

philomedy

on Mar 15, 2005

I didn't have time to elaborate earlier, seeing how I was rushing out the door when I wrote this, but here's one thought I had about the vibrating condom:

How long before the phrase "No, honey, you're great. Now put the vibrating condom on." is heard?

Phoenixboi

on Mar 15, 2005

"No, honey, you're great. Now put the vibrating condom on." is heard?

LOL..

what makes it vibrate I wonder?

philomedy

on Mar 15, 2005

what makes it vibrate I wonder?

The article says that theres a ring one can place around it, or something.

kingbee

on Mar 15, 2005

if they really wanna enter the us market (so to speak) theyll make a kevlar condom for nra members. happiness is a warm gun, no?

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