I am enjoying the 5 PM news here, and I see a lovely video clip of President Bush talking about how he is overweight.
He uttered two sentences, one which said that he was a bit overweight, and one which said he fully intended to trim some inches off his waistline. These two sentences took a full minute to deliver, as the words had to struggle their way through the nervous staring and idiotic grinning that our president seems to require whenever he speaks.
Either way, I just think it wonderful that I have had something else reported to me that affects me in no way whatsoever. I could not care less if Bush is working his way towards the second coming of Taft. I don't care what his waistline is like; In fact, I would prefer to be kept in the dark about what his waistline is like.
I just hope while he's maintining his figure, he can manage to fix everything else...