Get your collective mind out of the gutter...
Published on November 19, 2004 By philomedy In Humor
Ok so I'm hanging out with a friend of mine...and I walk into her room...and the first thing she says is...

"So, you want to cream yourself?"

So, pray tell, what was she talking about?

Any guesses?

Comments
on Dec 01, 2004
hmmm...i guess i'm little late on this one but i just saw it. maybe there was apossiblity that you would trip and fall?
on Dec 01, 2004
Good try...but no.
on Dec 01, 2004
Hhhmmm. Cream. Could she be bleaching a mustache? Or using a hair removal cream?
on Dec 01, 2004
Closer than the first one but still no.
on Dec 02, 2004
Muscle cream?
on Dec 02, 2004
Could she be offering creamer to someone's coffee?
on Dec 02, 2004
heather's warm...heather's very very warm...
on Dec 04, 2004
whipped cream on pie or ice cream?
on Dec 04, 2004
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M, get the money, dollar, dollar bill y'all...
on Dec 04, 2004
whipped cream on pie or ice cream?


And the grand prize goes to Lizard! An insightful is certainly in order.