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Absurdity in Action
Philomedy's Out of Context of the Day
Get your collective mind out of the gutter...
Published on November 19, 2004 By
philomedy
In
Humor
Ok so I'm hanging out with a friend of mine...and I walk into her room...and the first thing she says is...
"So, you want to cream yourself?"
So, pray tell, what was she talking about?
Any guesses?
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Comments
1
reddirty
on Dec 01, 2004
hmmm...i guess i'm little late on this one but i just saw it. maybe there was apossiblity that you would trip and fall?
2
philomedy
on Dec 01, 2004
Good try...but no.
3
LeapingLizard
on Dec 01, 2004
Hhhmmm. Cream. Could she be bleaching a mustache? Or using a hair removal cream?
4
philomedy
on Dec 01, 2004
Closer than the first one but still no.
5
LeapingLizard
on Dec 02, 2004
Muscle cream?
6
iamheather
on Dec 02, 2004
Could she be offering creamer to someone's coffee?
7
philomedy
on Dec 02, 2004
heather's warm...heather's very very warm...
8
LeapingLizard
on Dec 04, 2004
whipped cream on pie or ice cream?
9
reddirty
on Dec 04, 2004
Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M, get the money, dollar, dollar bill y'all...
10
philomedy
on Dec 04, 2004
whipped cream on pie or ice cream?
And the grand prize goes to Lizard!
An insightful is certainly in order.
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