It's about science...
Published on October 25, 2004 By philomedy In Misc
It seems that my "Boy Scout" article has created quite a stir, and although I will continue to bring up serious matters, I think it is time that I reminded all of us why this is called "Absurdity in Action."

On Tuesday of last week, I awoke at nine in the morning, got on the el and set off for another productive day at school. Except that the class I have at ten in the morning on Tuesdays is Earth Sciences. I understand that, at this point, there is nothing uncharacteristicly strange about this. BUT I AM ENGLISH MAJOR!

I understand the value of a well-rounded education, but I believe that is what high school is for. College is not federally mandated. Supposedly, I attend college because I want to learn and develop a foundation for a career. The foundation that I want to develop has nothing to do with geology!

Last week on Tuesday, I went to my Earth Science course, where they made me...and here's where I lose it...CUT OPEN A ROCK!

Does anyone out there have any idea what is inside a rock? MORE ROCK!

I could have just looked at the outside of the rock and figured out what was in it. Instead, I am stuck for 2 hours with a tiny little hammer. They couldn't even give me one of those cool diamond blade saws!

I wouldn't even be this upset if they had made me cut open a frog. With animals, there is a clear difference between in and outside. You cut open a frog, you are faced with a plethora of interesting and unknown shapes, colors, and odors. That is, at least, new and exciting. The rock, however, is about as exciting as watching something cook on a George Foreman grill. (actually, that is pretty exciting...)

I understand why this is important for a geology or environmental science major. However, I am quite happy simply knowing that the Earth is here, I am on it, and that is that. I don't need to know what is inside a rock, especially when I can see what is inside on the outside.




Comments
on Oct 25, 2004
If you would have cracked open one of those rocks that is filled with purple and blue crystals, you could have made some cash if they let you keep it!
on Oct 25, 2004
Yes, but studying Earth Science will make you well rounded . . . much like a rock.
on Oct 25, 2004
Yeah, the thing about my school. If they let me keep anything, they're not letting me keep anything but dignity, and I should be happy to get away with that. But seriously, I like the school, it's just that I don't want to be in this class.

I always strive to be well rounded, much like rocks, which become rounded after being eroded (either physically or chemically), then transported by wind or water over long distances. Guess I did learn something.
on Nov 02, 2004
i feel the same way about going to my English classes. I'm a Math Major!