What would your pope name be?

Published on April 4, 2005 By philomedy In Misc

So I recently received word that the pope names himself. I got to thinking.

I think I would name myself Pope the First, so my full title would be Pope Pope (the First), with "the First" being optional for television news anchor types.

If anyone is confused as to why I would name myself Pope Pope (the First), just say Pope Pope out loud in a news anchor-y voice, and all of your questions should be answered.

So, what would be your pope name?

Comments

Moderateman

on Apr 04, 2005

Why POPE MOD of course. heh heh

TheFazz

on Apr 04, 2005

Pope Fazzinon, the second. You don't always need to have a first to have a second!

philomedy

on Apr 04, 2005

Pope Fazzinon, the second. You don't always need to have a first to have a second

Yeah, I toyed with the idea of Pope Awesome the 1867th.

dharmagrl

on Apr 04, 2005

Pop Dharmalicious the first (and the last).
Just because I can.

ParaTed2k

on Apr 04, 2005

ParaPope2k has a Papal ring to it, don't it?

Of course, who knows what would have to freeze over before I become the first Mormon Pope of the Catholic Church!!! ;~D

Moderateman

on Apr 04, 2005

Reply By: ParaTed2kPosted: Monday, April 04, 2005ParaPope2k has a Papal ring to it, don't it? Of course, who knows what would have to freeze over before I become the first Mormon Pope of the Catholic Church!!! ;~D

and thaw out before a jew could be... so says the jewboy.. mm

Draginol

on Apr 04, 2005

Pope George Ringo I

alison watkins

on Apr 04, 2005

Hardin says Pope Han Solo. I say Pope I'm Bart Simpson Who the Hell are you.

Texas Wahine

on Apr 05, 2005

Mocha Pope-achino...mmm...sounds delcious, doesn't it?

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2005

2 things to throw some gasoline on this fire.

#1: Any Catholic can become Pope (Even a woman!)

#2: The Pope name has to be that of a saint, so Pope Secola is out as is Pope Tarts.

That being said, and since I am a Catholic, I would be Pope Ignatius the XXIII. I always wanted to be an Ignatz!

Champas Socialist

on Apr 15, 2005

Pope Ular Guy

greywar

on Apr 15, 2005

I always enjoyed Pope Innocent for the irony...

JillUser

on Apr 15, 2005

Pope George Ringo I

That's a crack up

always enjoyed Pope Innocent for the irony

I always thought that one was interesting too.

So if you have a female pope, would she be referred to as Holy Mother? If so, I would be Pope May I so I would be referred to as Holy Mother May I.

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