Maybe we can reach an agreement
Alright, fine. You want Creationism in schools? You want it taught alongside evolution? That's fine.
I want Darwinism in church.
You want to pass around little stickers beating the deceased "Evolution is a theory" horse into the ground? Fine.
I want "God is a theory" stickers on the Bible.
You say you simply want two different theories taught so that this country's future can have a solid basis to make their own decisions? Why not start with your own institutions? Why not let kids learn to think for themselves in Sunday school?
You say you don't want to shove your beliefs down my throat? You say you just want your beliefs accepted like all others. Prove it. Accept mine along yours. Teach mine among yours. Give mine equal footing with yours.