Published on April 4, 2005 By philomedy In Misc
So I recently received word that the pope names himself. I got to thinking.

I think I would name myself Pope the First, so my full title would be Pope Pope (the First), with "the First" being optional for television news anchor types.

If anyone is confused as to why I would name myself Pope Pope (the First), just say Pope Pope out loud in a news anchor-y voice, and all of your questions should be answered.

So, what would be your pope name?

Comments
on Apr 04, 2005
Why POPE MOD of course. heh heh
on Apr 04, 2005
Pope Fazzinon, the second. You don't always need to have a first to have a second!
on Apr 04, 2005
Pope Fazzinon, the second. You don't always need to have a first to have a second


Yeah, I toyed with the idea of Pope Awesome the 1867th.
on Apr 04, 2005
Pop Dharmalicious the first (and the last).
Just because I can.
on Apr 04, 2005
ParaPope2k has a Papal ring to it, don't it?

Of course, who knows what would have to freeze over before I become the first Mormon Pope of the Catholic Church!!! ;~D
on Apr 04, 2005
Reply By: ParaTed2kPosted: Monday, April 04, 2005ParaPope2k has a Papal ring to it, don't it? Of course, who knows what would have to freeze over before I become the first Mormon Pope of the Catholic Church!!! ;~D


and thaw out before a jew could be... so says the jewboy.. mm
on Apr 04, 2005
Pope George Ringo I
on Apr 04, 2005
Hardin says Pope Han Solo. I say Pope I'm Bart Simpson Who the Hell are you.
on Apr 05, 2005
Mocha Pope-achino...mmm...sounds delcious, doesn't it?
on Apr 05, 2005

2 things to throw some gasoline on this fire.

#1: Any Catholic can become Pope (Even a woman!)

#2: The Pope name has to be that of a saint, so Pope Secola is out as is Pope Tarts.

That being said, and since I am a Catholic, I would be Pope Ignatius the XXIII. I always wanted to be an Ignatz!

on Apr 15, 2005
Pope Ular Guy
on Apr 15, 2005
I always enjoyed Pope Innocent for the irony...
on Apr 15, 2005
Pope George Ringo I


That's a crack up

always enjoyed Pope Innocent for the irony

I always thought that one was interesting too.

So if you have a female pope, would she be referred to as Holy Mother? If so, I would be Pope May I so I would be referred to as Holy Mother May I.